Sacrificed Animals Wash Up at Luxury Resort in South Beach

We’ve all heard the expression ‘something old is new again’. Well that, and the fact that Florida was apparently created on top of an ancient Hell Mouth of some sort, brings this creepy discovery coming out of Miami. Residents of a fancy-shmancy resort on the waters of Biscayne Bay in South Beach had been smelling something ‘unique’ in their building. It wasn’t the uniquely fancy-shmancy food. Three chickens and one goat washed up together on the sidewalk behind the resort. They were all missing one important thing…their heads. After phone calls were made to the police regarding the animals, a spokesman for the department said that they weren’t going to get involved because “the dead animals didn’t appear to be sacrificed as a threat directed against any particular individual.” So instead? They just let them rot there for a couple of days. Eventually Richard Couto, an investigator of the […] Read More

2004: The Coming Break Up of America

Article by Frosty Wooldridge July 7, 2004 Published on The Washington Dispatch Have you ever noticed that it’s ‘we’ average citizens who know what’s going on long before politicians in high places get wind of it? Have you noticed more and more people speaking different languages at the supermarket? Schools? Movies? At your local bank? Have you noticed radio stations and TV crackling with Spanish or other languages in our English speaking America? Have you seen more people disrespecting the singing of our national anthem? Have you noticed our laws being broken such as red lights being run or people fleeing accident scenes where they were the cause? Have you noticed more trash in our state and national parks, especially in California, Texas and Georgia? Have you noticed more flags being flown from other countries instead of Old Glory? Did you know that more Mexican flags fly from houses, […] Read More

2006: Israelis Caught Red Handed Planning 'Arab' Terrorism

The Voice of the White House 8-12-6 WASHINGTON, DC — “Here, as promised, is an interesting conversation that somehow accidentally got intercepted and transcribed. There are lots more where this came from!”  Transcription of telephone conversation on August 3, 2006 from Israeli Embassy, Washington D.C. Telephone Number (202) 364-5582. to unidentified individual at AIPAC , Washington D.C., Telephone Number (202) 639-5201 Commenced 1821 hrs, concluded 1826 hrs. Speaker A: Reuven Azar – Counselor for Political Affairs, Embassy of Israel Speaker B: Unidentified individual located at AIPAC headquarters A. Well, things are going as well as expected, better perhaps than expected. There is military progress there (Lebanon) and we have wonderful cooperation here. B. For sure, but don’t forget the dangers in having too much cooperation. All right for this moment but in the long run, this can certainly backfire on us. You know, we are seen as being too much influential with the Bush people. A. I […] Read More