2003: IS AMERICA EVIL? WE ASK THE CHURCH OF [censored].

By Eric Gillin 02.18.03 America’s war against Iraq, which is coming any day now, come hell or high water, has upset the entire globe. Iraq is understandably pissed, but even NATO — an organization dedicated around the idea that an armed attack against a member is considered an armed attack on all its members — can’t seem to figure out what to do about America. Who better to ask than the Church of [censored]? But before we dive right in, there are some things you should know about these Satanists. They don’t worship goats or do anything special with virgins. They don’t believe in gods or devils or the afterlife. And there is no such thing as absolute good or absolute evil. It’s all kinda relative, depending on your personal interests. So it follows that in this kind of Satanism, political philosophy is an individual’s choice. And while this […] Read More